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Amo And The Boy

4.15.2008

BOY - hayop ka ginawa mo kong
tautauhan sa sakahan. pero sahod
ko indi umakyat! kung mamatay
ako cnong magpapakain ng pamilya
ko, ikaw?

AMO - inglesin mo pra tumaas sahod mo!

BOY - animal you! man - man
me in the farm, my salary did
not climb! if I die, who will eat
my famil,. you??

- +639092890778, Philippines

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GOD IS ALL ABOUT

PRAYER
teaches
us
to
wait;

it
clears
our
vision;

it calms
our
heart;

and it
activates
our
faith;

GROW
LIKE
THE
SUNRISE..

AND
BE
HUMBLE
LIKE
THE
SUNSET..

- to someone, Philippines

God
did
not
promise
that LIFE
would
be easy,

but he
did
promise
to be
with U
every
step
of the
way.

KEEP GOING,

he cared for you!

gud day!

- perly, Philippines

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6 Words Women Use

1. FINE - this is the
word women use to
end an argument
when they are right
and you need to shut up.

2. 5 MINUTES - if
she is getting dressed,
this means a half
an a hour.

3. NOTHING - this
is the calm before the
storm, This means
something,and you
should be on your toes.
Arguments that begins
with nothing usually
end in fine.

4. GO AHEAD - this
is a dare not a permission.
Don't do it!

5. LOUD SIGH - this
means she thinks you're
an idiot, and wonders
why she wasting her time
standing here and arguing
with you about nothing.

6. THAT'S OKAY - this means
that she want to thing long and
hard before deciding how and
when you will pay for your mistakes.

- to someone, Philippines

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Sacrifice Can Make A Friend

keeping friend
is..

as difficult
as loosing one..

U have 2
sacrificed enough 4U

but i swear!..

i'm keeping you!!..

- yellowbell, Philippines

having
some1
2
remember

is
pleasing
enuf
2 da heart..

8 doesnt
matter
f u
remember
me once
n a
wyl.,

wat matter
is wer friends
at all tymes!..

- yellowbell, Philippines

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People 2 Be Alone

der
r
many
resons
y
pipol
choose
to
be
alone..
mine
is
to
lassen
the
pain..
cuz
its
hurt
so
much
wen
u
surounded
by
pipol
but
no
1
knows
wat
u
feel!..

-09102929427, Philippines

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Yah!.. May Tama Ka!..

sbi nla, bt daw lgi
aqng msya, sbi nla
wla dw aqng prlema..

sbi ko nmn..

"mrami aqng prblema..
mganda lng tlga q kya
d hlata!"..

- someone, Philippines

ang twag sa naggawa
ng tubo,

TUBERO...

sa kumkuha ng basura,

BASURERO..

ang mhilig sa gmik,

GIMIKERO..

sa mraming ba2e,

BABAERO..

eh! kpag lgi nsa
KAnto?..

TAMBAY poh!

wag masydong mgicip.=p

- someone, Philippines

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4.09.2008

There was a blind gurl who hated herself for being blind. She hated everyone except her boyfriend.She said that ifshe could only see the world she will marry him. One day

someone donated a pair of eyes to her & so she was able tosee. Her boyfriend asked her, " Now that you can see "Will you marry me?" The girl was shoked when she saw that her boyfriend is also blind. And so she refuse to marry him. her boyfriend walk away with tears and said "JUST TAKE CARE OF MY EYES."

-09215499720, Philippines

Sometimes GIVIN' UP is the best option, specially when your out of reasons to stay, 'cause staying with someone that dosent make you happy is like putting up candles in your mouth. The longer it stays, the bigger risk you might loose, your teeth, which was your part of your smile..

-someone, Philippines

In love you have to expect absence at some point but thats doesnt mean it's the end; all you have to do is to wait for a time. Give the person a space because true love is proven when a person has seen the best people in the world but still turns it back to where you are, reaches for hands, and chooses you above the world's best.

-someone, Philippines

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Just Keep It Real!

4.08.2008

kapg gusto
mo umiyak
dahil sa
kanya
pero
ayw mong
my nak2kita
sabihin mo
at
ssmahan kita
dun
tyo
sa
ulan
para d
mahalata
at walang
mak2kita
na
umiiyak
din
ako

DAHIL NASA2KTAN KA:(

-09215499728, Philippines

i may noT
be d 1
Ud olWes rUn 2,
nT ExActly Ur
beStfrnd buT
iF ever U get
Hurt n
U Nid Some1
2 Tok 2,
jUst cOl mE,
you Know
Id lkE 2 heAr
U say
"fren I Need a Backup!."

-09215499728, Philippines

mahal mo xa
pro may
hinahanp
kpa..

kala mo
maki2ta mo
kya icnantabi
mo xa..

ng d mo
makita
binalikan
mo xa,

pro pagbalik mo..
wla na xa..
tao kc yn.
indi statwa..

-09215499728, Philippines

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15 Ways 2 Kip Relationships Working....

15 Ways 2 keep rElatioNshiPs Working...

1. LoVe eAch oTher..
2. Don'T liE...
3. Keep CoMmunic8ioN open..
4. Stay sWeet...
5. wHen you get Hurt jusT 4gve&4get...
6. neVer Talk about BreakUps!..
7. NeVr say itS ok evn If itS not...
8. 4get about "PRIDE"
9. If yoU saY sori Mean it..
10. Dnt Compare ur past to your presenT..
11. dnt Talk about Ur s2pid x's..
12. Gve and Take proCes..
13. Be aware oF his/her feelings..
14. Wen you hAd fyt dnt let The dAy pAss..
15. Dnt be the Perfect one, BE THE RIGHT ONE!..

-09215499720, Philippines

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Teach a man to fish...

2.06.2007

Texter: Pauline (+639183133156)

Give a man a fish
and you help him for a day.

Teach a man to fish
and you help him
for a lifetime.

Kaya...

Pasalowd me,
and u can make me
happy! hehehe

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