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Isang pinoy
napropos sa
sa Pinay
n mnmhal..
upng
mapasgot
ang grl,
pnaghandaan
ang sa2bhn..

Boy:"Wil u b my
weding?"

Girl:hahaha!

Boy:"wats lafing??"

Girl:"wRong Gramming!"

-09289765028, Philippines

"sayo lang umiikot ang
buhay ko"


may nakapagsabi nba sayo
yan?


pwes! Adik Un!


anu ka...?



SoLar SysTem?!
my goodness!..

-09289765028, Philippines



Let youR
day
be
a
day
to
move
on,

dream
on,

carry
on,

bihon,

canton,

mamon,

litson,

basta may
on

lyf goes
on! Hehehe!


-09289765028, Philippines

aLcoHol SolVes nO
probleM

neitHer doEz miLk

perO bUti p anG alak
liBre kUng mInsaN!

eH anG miLk?

mEron n b
ngTrit ng miLk?

At sBi tara Tol dEdE Tau! :)

-someone, Philippines




Man:
God how long is a
milion yrs 2 u?

God:
a second.

Man:
hw much is $1M 2 u?

God:
a cEnt.

Man:
caN i borow a cent?

God:
wait a secOnd.

-someone, Philippines

TINATAMAD ka bang dalawin
ang iyong loved ones sa sementeryo?

Text DALAW ON at i-send sa 2886.

Sila mismo ang dadalaw sa'yo.

Text na! :p