Showing posts with label Sexy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sexy. Show all posts

X-Ray Mobile Phone now released!

4.29.2007
So you’re ready to enter the 21st century and you want so much to have the latest cool-looking mobile phone so you can tirelessly flaunt to impress the ladies.

Well, I hope you're ready for this. The dream phone of all those FHM and MAXIM readers has eventually arrived.

The new 5005X is here!

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I bet you can't wait to have one, huh.

Any comment?...

69 kuya!

ANAK: Mommy, ano yung sex?

INA: Ah.. eh.. number yun anak!

ANAK: Tama! Kasi sabi ni Daddy kay yaya, "sex tayo." Tapos sumagot si yaya, "69 ba ulit kuya?"

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