Showing posts with label Sex. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sex. Show all posts

The Chinese Eye test

4.21.2008
If you cannot decipher anything from the image below, try to see it with eyes half closed.
can't touch this
Tsk. Tsk. Tsk.

X-Ray Mobile Phone now released!

4.29.2007
So you’re ready to enter the 21st century and you want so much to have the latest cool-looking mobile phone so you can tirelessly flaunt to impress the ladies.

Well, I hope you're ready for this. The dream phone of all those FHM and MAXIM readers has eventually arrived.

The new 5005X is here!

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I bet you can't wait to have one, huh.

Any comment?...

69 kuya!

ANAK: Mommy, ano yung sex?

INA: Ah.. eh.. number yun anak!

ANAK: Tama! Kasi sabi ni Daddy kay yaya, "sex tayo." Tapos sumagot si yaya, "69 ba ulit kuya?"

Man-to-Man(hood)?

4.08.2007



Son: Dad! Nakipag-SEX ako sa teacher ko!

Dad: Talaga?! Halika inuman tayo. Let's celebrate your coming to manliness!

Son: Bukas na lang dad... Ang sakit ng pwet ko!...

:p

Hide and Seek and...


GF: Taguan tayo!
BF: Sige ba! Ano premyo ko pag nahanap kita?
GF: Sex tayo.
BF: Uy wow! Eh Pa'no pag di kita nahanap?
GF: eeeeiii!!... kainis to! BASTA! Nasa likod lang ako ng drum!!!

:D

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