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Showing posts with label Politics. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Politics. Show all posts
Man-to-Man(hood)?
Son: Dad! Nakipag-SEX ako sa teacher ko!
Dad: Talaga?! Halika inuman tayo. Let's celebrate your coming to manliness!
Son: Bukas na lang dad... Ang sakit ng pwet ko!...
:p
Salawikain
"Better LATE than PREGNANT."
"Pag may tiyaga... goodluck!"
"Aanhin mo pa ang damo, kabayo ka ba?..."
"Ang batang masipag, paglaki katulong."
"Ang hindi marunong magmahal sa sariling wika ay lumaki sa ibang bansa."
"Ang taong nagigipit.. sa bumbay kumakapit."
"Ang hindi marunong magmahal sa sariling wika.. sanggol pa lang."
"Kung maiksi ang kumot... ..twalya yata yan p're!"
Poverty And Human Rights Violation
"Di nyo ba talaga ako makita?? I'm over here noh!"
GMA: I will STOP POVERTY and MASS STARVATION!..
ERAP: Alam mo Gloria, yung POVERTY madaling pigilin!
Pero ang MASTURBATION, pag ipinagbawal mo, human rights violation yan!!...
:p
(Above GMA photo courtesy of EdwinBacasmas. thanx man... wherever u are. Below, stolen from somewhere, respectfully, of course.)
"Taraaaan!!! Ayan nakikita nyo na ako sa wakas! Look here na noh!"
"Hay naku Gloria! Bumaba ka na dyan at i-Add
mo na lang ako sa Friendster mo. Teka, pano ba maglagay ng picture?".
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