napropos sa
sa Pinay
n mnmhal..
upng
mapasgot
ang grl,
pnaghandaan
ang sa2bhn..
Boy:"Wil u b my
weding?"
Girl:hahaha!
Boy:"wats lafing??"
Girl:"wRong Gramming!"
-09289765028, Philippines
Posted by Ken and/or Mika | LABELS & TAGS: Pinoy Text Jokes, Text Jokes
I wrote your name in the sky but the wind blew it away.
I wrote your name in the sand but the water washed it away. I wrote your name every where!
Hinuli ako ng pulis!
Texter: Ome, Philippines
I sent an angel to watch over you last night while you were sleeping.
She went back to me and said ang cute mo raw.
Sinampal ko nga.
Mali ang binantayan.
Texter: skie, Philippines
Kiss on the hand - I adore you.
Kiss on the cheek - I just want to be friends.
Kiss on the chin - You are cute!
Kiss on the neck - I want you.
Kiss on the lips - I love you.
Kiss on the ears - Let's have some fun.
Kiss anywhere else - You're the best.
Texter: rg, Philippines
Posted by Ken and/or Mika | LABELS & TAGS: Pinoy Funny Sms, Pinoy Text Jokes
Posted by Ken and/or Mika | LABELS & TAGS: Anne, Fat Guy Jokes, Pinoy Jokes, Pinoy Text Jokes, sms jokes
Posted by Ken and/or Mika | LABELS & TAGS: Funny Pinoy Text, Love Txt Messages, Pinoy Love Quotes, Pinoy Text Jokes
Posted by Ken and/or Mika | LABELS & TAGS: Famous Quotes, Funny Sms Quotes, Pauline, Pinoy Text Jokes, Text Messages, Wisdom
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