Showing posts with label Pinoy Text Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pinoy Text Jokes. Show all posts

Wrong U eh!

4.10.2008
Isang pinoy
napropos sa
sa Pinay
n mnmhal..
upng
mapasgot
ang grl,
pnaghandaan
ang sa2bhn..

Boy:"Wil u b my
weding?"

Girl:hahaha!

Boy:"wats lafing??"

Girl:"wRong Gramming!"

-09289765028, Philippines

I wrote your name in the sky...

2.28.2008

I wrote your name in the sky but the wind blew it away.
I wrote your name in the sand but the water washed it away. I wrote your name every where!
Hinuli ako ng pulis!

Texter: Ome, Philippines

 

I sent an angel to watch over you last night while you were sleeping.
She went back to me and said ang cute mo raw.
Sinampal ko nga.
Mali ang binantayan.

Texter: skie, Philippines

 

Kiss on the hand - I adore you.
Kiss on the cheek - I just want to be friends.
Kiss on the chin - You are cute!
Kiss on the neck - I want you.
Kiss on the lips - I love you.
Kiss on the ears - Let's have some fun.
Kiss anywhere else - You're the best.

Texter: rg, Philippines

Fat guy...

1.20.2008
Texter: Anne (639092890778)


Doc told to fat guy: From now on ang pwede mo lang kainin eh mga lumalangoy.

One week later hinanap ni Doc si fat guy...
Maid: Nasa pool ho. Tinuturuan lumangoy yung baboy!

:D

I opened the door to your heart

3.06.2007
I opened the door to your heart
and saw that it was full..

I couldn't enter anymore
so I closed the door
and stayed outside thinking..
"sa heart kayo lahat,
d2 ako sa lungs,
mahangin pa!" :D

Teach a man to fish...

2.06.2007
Texter: Pauline (+639183133156)


Give a man a fish
and you help him for a day.

Teach a man to fish
and you help him
for a lifetime.


Kaya...

Pasalowd me,
and u can make me
happy! hehehe

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