Showing posts with label One Liners. Show all posts
Showing posts with label One Liners. Show all posts

One brilliant mind. One brilliant flash.

9.19.2007


"MY MIND works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it's gone."

The brilliant Homer Simpson

Funny T-shirts

9.14.2007
Live your life. So that when you die, the preacher will not have to tell lies at your funeral.

I'm still HOT. It just comes in FLASHES.

Every 10 seconds a woman gives birth.  She must be found and stopped!

$0.69 per t-shirt. Available in many colors.. when your monitor is in high 24-bit true color display. One size fits all. If it doesn't, try photoshop! For real men, the second t-shirt above is free.

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