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BOY - hayop ka ginawa mo kong
tautauhan sa sakahan. pero sahod
ko indi umakyat! kung mamatay
ako cnong magpapakain ng pamilya
ko, ikaw?

AMO - inglesin mo pra tumaas sahod mo!

BOY - animal you! man - man
me in the farm, my salary did
not climb! if I die, who will eat
my famil,. you??


- +639092890778, Philippines

sbi nla, bt daw lgi
aqng msya, sbi nla
wla dw aqng prlema..

sbi ko nmn..

"mrami aqng prblema..
mganda lng tlga q kya
d hlata!"..

- someone, Philippines




ang twag sa naggawa
ng tubo,

TUBERO...

sa kumkuha ng basura,

BASURERO..

ang mhilig sa gmik,

GIMIKERO..


sa mraming ba2e,

BABAERO..

eh! kpag lgi nsa
KAnto?..

TAMBAY poh!

wag masydong mgicip.=p

- someone, Philippines

"sayo lang umiikot ang
buhay ko"


may nakapagsabi nba sayo
yan?


pwes! Adik Un!


anu ka...?



SoLar SysTem?!
my goodness!..

-09289765028, Philippines



Let youR
day
be
a
day
to
move
on,

dream
on,

carry
on,

bihon,

canton,

mamon,

litson,

basta may
on

lyf goes
on! Hehehe!


-09289765028, Philippines

aLcoHol SolVes nO
probleM

neitHer doEz miLk

perO bUti p anG alak
liBre kUng mInsaN!

eH anG miLk?

mEron n b
ngTrit ng miLk?

At sBi tara Tol dEdE Tau! :)

-someone, Philippines




Man:
God how long is a
milion yrs 2 u?

God:
a second.

Man:
hw much is $1M 2 u?

God:
a cEnt.

Man:
caN i borow a cent?

God:
wait a secOnd.

-someone, Philippines