Showing posts with label Funny Pictures. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Pictures. Show all posts

The Chinese Eye test

4.21.2008
If you cannot decipher anything from the image below, try to see it with eyes half closed.
can't touch this
Tsk. Tsk. Tsk.

Driver's License Application

1.21.2008
Applying for a Driver's License? Read on.

Qualifications:
1. Must be at least eighteen (18) years old.
2. Must be physically and mentally fit.
3. Must not be a drug user or alcoholic.
4. Must be clean, neat and presentable; and...

5. Must have a PERFECT HAPPY SMILE!... Click! Yiihii!:D


[via Pinas Update]

Ded Shit Happens

[via Pinas Update]


"How avout my Votorcycle?.. Vlease??..."


"Mmm.. Yummy!"


"...at dipindi pa sa klasi. ay?"

Caption This... Pic of the Week

11.16.2007
Test your wit and sense of humor. Post a comment and enter a funny caption to go with our Pic of the Week.


Caption This!


" Leave me alone!.. I have to do this.. I'm sorry guys.. Goodbye to you all.."

Funny Halloween Pics (Part 2)

10.30.2007
After a wild halloween party of beer and alcohol...

Jack was caught in the act.


I suspect these guys have taken more than just beer.


"I'll never.. bWaaaarrrkkghhh!.. drink again.."


"bWaaarrrrkkghhh!"


This could happen to you.

Funny Halloween Pics (Part 1)



"Nice work, guys! We need three more."

"Awwooooo... Dog food please!"

Pic of the Week

10.10.2007
baby praying

Caption This Pic of the Week

9.19.2007
Test your wit and sense of humor. Post a comment and enter a funny caption to go with our Pic of the Week.


Caption This!

kung-fu soccer

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"I know khang-fu. Hiyaaa!!!"

"Me balls!!!"
(The All Seeing Eye)

"What did I tell you about using my razor again? Just wait till we get home loverboy."
(loopyplus1)

"Higher, Johnny!.. I can almost see my house from up here."

"Faster, buddy! We're almost there!" :-D

Funny T-shirts

9.14.2007
Live your life. So that when you die, the preacher will not have to tell lies at your funeral.

I'm still HOT. It just comes in FLASHES.

Every 10 seconds a woman gives birth.  She must be found and stopped!

$0.69 per t-shirt. Available in many colors.. when your monitor is in high 24-bit true color display. One size fits all. If it doesn't, try photoshop! For real men, the second t-shirt above is free.

Caption This Pic of the Week

8.29.2007
Test your wit and sense of humor. Post a comment and enter a funny caption to go with our Pic of the Week.


Caption This!

Click image to enlarge

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Tonet thought that this brought a whole new meaning to the sign that read, "Free Beer". (Jon)

Don't worry. The boys will finish the job by tomorrow. Fred said each person is limited to one drink only. (George D.)

Drink all you can... :p (emjei)

So if a person has just one drink per day.. you consider them an alcoholic? (Mario Mario)

What's wrong with having a single drink after work? I just liked to indulge a bit. (Verri Pi)

The party is almost over. Where's the photographer?!! (Anonymous)

Beer, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody. (Mark Tweng)

Never accept a drink from a Urologist. :D (Marthy)

Where is that trash can?!... (Anonymous)

This isn't beer who pissed in my cup! (Michelle)

I am late to come the party.I just get nothing just empty glass (Franx Budi)

That Goliath, he throws a mean party! [burp]
(Evel)

Add a caption

Pic of the Week

8.19.2007
nuns sexy nuns
8.04.2007
Internet addicts...
funny picture - Internet Addicts

Yoda at 999..

7.24.2007

Fear leads to anger... Anger leads to stress...
Stress leads to doobies... And doobies leads to twinkies...
7.01.2007
A kangaroo walks into a bar and orders a beer
A kangaroo walks into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender figures that a kangaroo probably isn't
very economically aware, and charges him $50 !
The bartender curiously remarks, "You know, we don't get too many kangaroos in here."
The kangaroo replies, "At $50 a beer.. no wonder."
 

X-Ray Mobile Phone now released!

4.29.2007
So you’re ready to enter the 21st century and you want so much to have the latest cool-looking mobile phone so you can tirelessly flaunt to impress the ladies.

Well, I hope you're ready for this. The dream phone of all those FHM and MAXIM readers has eventually arrived.

The new 5005X is here!

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I bet you can't wait to have one, huh.

Any comment?...
4.08.2007


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