I only have SEX
on days that begin with T:
Thanksgiving.
Tuesday.
Thursday.
Today.
Tomorrow.
Thaturday.
Thunday...
Tevery day!
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Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
You will be THE MAN...
Today
its cool to
have small cars
and small computers.
Soon it will be cool to have
a small penis too.
Then you my friend
will be THE MAN!!!
its cool to
have small cars
and small computers.
Soon it will be cool to have
a small penis too.
Then you my friend
will be THE MAN!!!
Friendship is like peeing in your pants.
Friendship is like peeing in your pants.
everyone can see it
but only u can feel
its true warmth.
thank u 4 being the pee in my pants.
:D
everyone can see it
but only u can feel
its true warmth.
thank u 4 being the pee in my pants.
:D
Love is a sensation....
Luv is a sensation
dat is caused by temptation.
A boy puts his location
in a girls destination.
Do u get my explanation or
do u want demonstration?!
dat is caused by temptation.
A boy puts his location
in a girls destination.
Do u get my explanation or
do u want demonstration?!
X-Ray Mobile Phone now released!
So you’re ready to enter the 21st century and you want so much to have the latest cool-looking mobile phone so you can tirelessly flaunt to impress the ladies.
Well, I hope you're ready for this. The dream phone of all those FHM and MAXIM readers has eventually arrived.
The new 5005X is here!
I bet you can't wait to have one, huh.
Any comment?...
Well, I hope you're ready for this. The dream phone of all those FHM and MAXIM readers has eventually arrived.
The new 5005X is here!
I bet you can't wait to have one, huh.
Any comment?...
Manny Coon Gives A Commencement Speech
Congratulations to all graduates! Here's for you and especially for those who stood up their Alma Mater.
Man-to-Man(hood)?
Son: Dad! Nakipag-SEX ako sa teacher ko!
Dad: Talaga?! Halika inuman tayo. Let's celebrate your coming to manliness!
Son: Bukas na lang dad... Ang sakit ng pwet ko!...
:p
Salawikain
"Better LATE than PREGNANT."
"Pag may tiyaga... goodluck!"
"Aanhin mo pa ang damo, kabayo ka ba?..."
"Ang batang masipag, paglaki katulong."
"Ang hindi marunong magmahal sa sariling wika ay lumaki sa ibang bansa."
"Ang taong nagigipit.. sa bumbay kumakapit."
"Ang hindi marunong magmahal sa sariling wika.. sanggol pa lang."
"Kung maiksi ang kumot... ..twalya yata yan p're!"
Hide and Seek and...
GF: Taguan tayo!
BF: Sige ba! Ano premyo ko pag nahanap kita?
GF: Sex tayo.
BF: Uy wow! Eh Pa'no pag di kita nahanap?
GF: eeeeiii!!... kainis to! BASTA! Nasa likod lang ako ng drum!!!
:D
Kris Aquino and James Yap. Menthol Lovers!
Kris and James (Photo respectfully stolen from pep.ph)
All is fair in love:
Kung may PHILIP si KRIS,
may HOPE naman si JAMES.
Both menthol.
Cooool! :p
A Toy and a Leaf
A toy..
A leaf..
a toy..
a leaf..
a toy
a leafin mo katit hindi batid..
aaminin to mintan ato'y manhid..
by Tyamrock! :p
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