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The Chinese Eye test

2008-04-21T19:45:00.000-07:00

If you cannot decipher anything from the image below, try to see it with eyes half closed.

Tsk. Tsk. Tsk.

Amo And The Boy

2008-04-15T09:22:00.000-07:00

BOY - hayop ka ginawa mo kong
tautauhan sa sakahan. pero sahod
ko indi umakyat! kung mamatay
ako cnong magpapakain ng pamilya
ko, ikaw?

AMO - inglesin mo pra tumaas sahod mo!

BOY - animal you! man - man
me in the farm, my salary did
not climb! if I die, who will eat
my famil,. you??

- +639092890778, Philippines

GOD IS ALL ABOUT

2008-04-15T09:08:00.000-07:00

PRAYER
teaches
us
to
wait;

it
clears
our
vision;

it calms
our
heart;

and it
activates
our
faith;

GROW
LIKE
THE
SUNRISE..

AND
BE
HUMBLE
LIKE
THE
SUNSET..

- to someone, Philippines

God
did
not
promise
that LIFE
would
be easy,

but he
did
promise
to be
with U
every
step
of the
way.

KEEP GOING,

he cared for you!

gud day!

- perly, Philippines

6 Words Women Use

2008-04-15T08:42:00.000-07:00

1. FINE - this is the
word women use to
end an argument
when they are right
and you need to shut up.

2. 5 MINUTES - if
she is getting dressed,
this means a half
an a hour.

3. NOTHING - this
is the calm before the
storm, This means
something,and you
should be on your toes.
Arguments that begins
with nothing usually
end in fine.

4. GO AHEAD - this
is a dare not a permission.
Don't do it!

5. LOUD SIGH - this
means she thinks you're
an idiot, and wonders
why she wasting her time
standing here and arguing
with you about nothing.

6. THAT'S OKAY - this means
that she want to thing long and
hard before deciding how and
when you will pay for your mistakes.

- to someone, Philippines

Sacrifice Can Make A Friend

2008-04-15T08:23:00.000-07:00

keeping friend
is..

as difficult
as loosing one..

U have 2
sacrificed enough 4U

but i swear!..

i'm keeping you!!..

- yellowbell, Philippines

having
some1
2
remember

is
pleasing
enuf
2 da heart..

8 doesnt
matter
f u
remember
me once
n a
wyl.,

wat matter
is wer friends
at all tymes!..

- yellowbell, Philippines

I Will Never 4get..

2008-04-15T08:12:00.000-07:00

8t
not
how
cloze
or
far
u
aRe
2 me

but
wat
materz
is
how
mUch
i
value
you
in
my
heArt..

4 me
uR
heavens
gft..

a special
person i wUd never 4get!..

- yellowbell, Philippines

People 2 Be Alone

2008-04-15T08:00:00.000-07:00

der
r
many
resons
y
pipol
choose
to
be
alone..
mine
is
to
lassen
the
pain..
cuz
its
hurt
so
much
wen
u
surounded
by
pipol
but
no
1
knows
wat
u
feel!..

-09102929427, Philippines

Yah!.. May Tama Ka!..

2008-04-15T07:35:00.000-07:00

sbi nla, bt daw lgi
aqng msya, sbi nla
wla dw aqng prlema..

sbi ko nmn..

"mrami aqng prblema..
mganda lng tlga q kya
d hlata!"..

- someone, Philippines

ang twag sa naggawa
ng tubo,

TUBERO...

sa kumkuha ng basura,

BASURERO..

ang mhilig sa gmik,

GIMIKERO..

sa mraming ba2e,

BABAERO..

eh! kpag lgi nsa
KAnto?..

TAMBAY poh!

wag masydong mgicip.=p

- someone, Philippines

Wrong U eh!

2008-04-10T00:45:00.000-07:00

Isang pinoy
napropos sa
sa Pinay
n mnmhal..
upng
mapasgot
ang grl,
pnaghandaan
ang sa2bhn..

Boy:"Wil u b my
weding?"

Girl:hahaha!

Boy:"wats lafing??"

Girl:"wRong Gramming!"

-09289765028, Philippines

Mga Adddikkk!....

2008-04-10T00:25:00.000-07:00

"sayo lang umiikot ang
buhay ko"

may nakapagsabi nba sayo
yan?

pwes! Adik Un!

anu ka...?

SoLar SysTem?!
my goodness!..

-09289765028, Philippines

Let youR
day
be
a
day
to
move
on,

dream
on,

carry
on,

bihon,

canton,

mamon,

litson,

basta may
on

lyf goes
on! Hehehe!

-09289765028, Philippines

more than eNough...

2008-04-09T23:55:00.000-07:00

2 be UnderStanding is more important tHan tO bE right..
SoMetiMes All pErSon neEds is nOt a Brillian miNd tHats
sPeaks, bUt a pAtiEnt HearT THat lisTens. ;)

-someone, Philippines

1 lie is enough to
break a trust..

1 sentence is enough to
break a heart..

1 second is enough to
lose a battle..

1 smile is enough to
fall in love..

1 mistake is enough to
lose a job..

1 touch is enough to
heal a wounded heart..

but, whatever our
pain and struggle..

1 God is more than
enough..

-Sam Maybe, Philippines

Aha! Aha! Aha!..

2008-04-09T23:32:00.000-07:00

aLcoHol SolVes nO
probleM

neitHer doEz miLk

perO bUti p anG alak
liBre kUng mInsaN!

eH anG miLk?

mEron n b
ngTrit ng miLk?

At sBi tara Tol dEdE Tau! :)

-someone, Philippines

Man:
God how long is a
milion yrs 2 u?

God:
a second.

Man:
hw much is $1M 2 u?

God:
a cEnt.

Man:
caN i borow a cent?

God:
wait a secOnd.

-someone, Philippines

2008-04-09T00:38:00.000-07:00

There was a blind gurl who hated herself for being blind. She hated everyone except her boyfriend.She said that ifshe could only see the world she will marry him. One day

someone donated a pair of eyes to her & so she was able tosee. Her boyfriend asked her, " Now that you can see "Will you marry me?" The girl was shoked when she saw that her boyfriend is also blind. And so she refuse to marry him. her boyfriend walk away with tears and said "JUST TAKE CARE OF MY EYES."

-09215499720, Philippines

Sometimes GIVIN' UP is the best option, specially when your out of reasons to stay, 'cause staying with someone that dosent make you happy is like putting up candles in your mouth. The longer it stays, the bigger risk you might loose, your teeth, which was your part of your smile..

-someone, Philippines

In love you have to expect absence at some point but thats doesnt mean it's the end; all you have to do is to wait for a time. Give the person a space because true love is proven when a person has seen the best people in the world but still turns it back to where you are, reaches for hands, and chooses you above the world's best.

-someone, Philippines

Just Keep It Real!

2008-04-08T23:57:00.000-07:00

kapg gusto
mo umiyak
dahil sa
kanya
pero
ayw mong
my nak2kita
sabihin mo
at
ssmahan kita
dun
tyo
sa
ulan
para d
mahalata
at walang
mak2kita
na
umiiyak
din
ako

DAHIL NASA2KTAN KA:(

-09215499728, Philippines

i may noT
be d 1
Ud olWes rUn 2,
nT ExActly Ur
beStfrnd buT
iF ever U get
Hurt n
U Nid Some1
2 Tok 2,
jUst cOl mE,
you Know
Id lkE 2 heAr
U say
"fren I Need a Backup!."

-09215499728, Philippines

mahal mo xa
pro may
hinahanp
kpa..

kala mo
maki2ta mo
kya icnantabi
mo xa..

ng d mo
makita
binalikan
mo xa,

pro pagbalik mo..
wla na xa..
tao kc yn.
indi statwa..

-09215499728, Philippines

15 Ways 2 Kip Relationships Working....

2008-04-08T23:27:00.000-07:00

15 Ways 2 keep rElatioNshiPs Working...

1. LoVe eAch oTher..
2. Don'T liE...
3. Keep CoMmunic8ioN open..
4. Stay sWeet...
5. wHen you get Hurt jusT 4gve&4get...
6. neVer Talk about BreakUps!..
7. NeVr say itS ok evn If itS not...
8. 4get about "PRIDE"
9. If yoU saY sori Mean it..
10. Dnt Compare ur past to your presenT..
11. dnt Talk about Ur s2pid x's..
12. Gve and Take proCes..
13. Be aware oF his/her feelings..
14. Wen you hAd fyt dnt let The dAy pAss..
15. Dnt be the Perfect one, BE THE RIGHT ONE!..

-09215499720, Philippines

Christian Cruise

2008-03-28T10:38:00.000-07:00

The places where the stories the bible took place always intrigued me since I was young. I have seen them several times in the many bible-based movies, shows in my favorite bible inspired cartoons but I have never been actually there at the site of these seemingly important events in mankind. I always felt the urge and need to be at these places to better understand the stories that happened there.

Hopefully my desire to visit these places may come through a Christian Cruise I have seen in the livingpassages.org. The Christian Cruise is headed by Bob Cornuke and other amazing teachers. The cruise is usually done in summer following a the route of Saint Paul in the Mediterranean on a luxury tall ship. The trip will start at Athens and Mars Hill, move to Pergamum, an important seven churches site where Saint Paul delivered his moving sermons.

Living Passages is non-profit organization who teams up with other non-profit organization to put Christian Cruises. They used travel ships to further their calling and frequently their trips on cruise ships include bible teachings. I believe that this is a great adventure trip for Christians.

The next Bible Cruise is on July 18-26, 2008 and March 25 to April 3, 2009. So if you want to be part of this great Christian adventure, contact them now.

Business Loans

2008-03-25T05:50:00.000-07:00

Applying for loans that is suitable for your credit line is such an effortful task to do. To provide convenience and solution to this problem, Unsecured Business Loans is the answer. This site is really helpful when it comes to loans applications and processing, particularly with Unsecured Business Loans. This site allows the guests that visit and browse this site to make access of the different features of their loans application process. There are steps that are very convenient in applying and waiting for the approval. Nonetheless, this site is not only offering these benefits in accessing and seeking for a very suitable kind of Unsecured Business Loans but as well as charges or fees. Afsloansonline.com offers no charge in application or upfront fees. They are also not charging for any fee that is hidden, and the highlights are the 24-48 hour approval window and the range of the loan that an applicant can avail. From $10,000 - $250,000 and this is a very reasonable money to have the dream business that you have to come true.

Webika - Web Design Services

2008-03-04T20:11:00.000-08:00

Websites are considered the reflection of what the products brand site represents thus making it’s overall appearance a great deal. Websites especially those of big companies and agencies should have that effective and unique design to catch the interest of more web searchers. If you are looking for someone who can get the job done uniquely and effectively, let Webika be your partner.

Webika is a personalized website development firm which allows you to put your own creativity and ideas on your website. With Webika, you’ll feel like you are just working with your own team that comprises of website designers, website developers and web-commerce consultants.

At http://webika.com/, they can give you a creative and effective visual presentation of your products and services through their Website Design Services. They promise a web site that is elegant yet professional, simple yet powerful and is definitely right for you. Their services is not only limited to that, they also promise to include in your website the different and newest technologies such as live chats and interactive online stores to sophisticated content management. You won’t also need to worry about the popularization of your site since Webika also concentrates on the Search Engine Optimization. This allows your website to generate adequate amount of traffic and make your website more visible. Webika thinks that you need to have a strong brand of identity to make you standout from other competing companies. They will help you develop consistent themes that will show the unique or distinct characteristics of your products.

Christian Cruises

2008-03-02T21:56:00.000-08:00

Reminisce on how true Christians lived before us. Recollect on your life, think of how you have lived for the past years, renew or build up your faith in Christ and discover more of the beauty of life. Can you imagine that you can do all of these in a soulful yet exciting way? Get on a Christian Cruise and experience a different way of attaching yourself to Christ.

Living Passages is a non-profit organization that specializes in Christ centered projects and events. They work with other non-profit and Christian organizations that seeks to enlighten people and make their relationship to God closer. The events hosted by the group may either be conferences on board privately chartered cruise ships or those that provide soft adventure and missions services to other people around the world. The group has well-prepared for a Christian-centered family itinerary and teachings.

Living Passages can really take you in unique Bible Teachings. Either be it on board or shores, including the amphitheatre where the Apostle Paul spoke to the Ephesians. You will get to look on the most fully laid out Roman City and other sacred places in the world.

Everyone is welcome to sail on one of the largest fully-rigged sailing ships in the world that can accommodate one hundred seventy believers. You can bring your loved ones, your whole family and have a Christian Family Cruise. You will not only make a tighter bond with your family but together you can strengthen your faith in Christ. You can also invite your friends, colleagues, co-workers, whoever you are interested to go with in this tour. You can be assured that you will enjoy your cruise because of the casual, relaxed and luxurious environment- the perfect ambiance for your spiritual cruise.

What makes this even more sacred at the same time exciting is the Bible Land Christian Cruises where you get to visit the Bible ports of Athens, Patmos, Ephesus and Pergamum. Sail on to the Mediterranean Sea and arrive at some of the most beautiful places in the world. Witness the most beautiful island in the world-Santorini, the island ]widely thought to be the home of the Lost City of Atlantis.

So, if you interested in reaching the most beautiful and sacred places in the world, join the Mediterranean cruise. This your chance to renew, strengthen, and commemorate your faith in Christ. Celebrate faith, life and love and experience an extraordinary spiritual contemplation.

Ultimate party experience

2008-03-01T21:52:00.000-08:00

If you need a complete party package, contact Inflatable Adventures to offer you your party needs.

From your party’s theme, decorations, tents, tables, chairs, even concert productions and live entertainers, Inflatable Adventures can give them all! They have several branches in California and Nevada which includes, Inflatable Party Rentals Los Angeles, Inflatable Party Rentals San Diego, Inflatable Party Rentals Sacramento to name a few.

So, for your ultimate party experience, contact Inflatable Adventures in your area.

Brave... finally.. becomes Dave

2008-02-29T09:56:00.001-08:00

This site only collects and publishes text messages, not love letters. But the following beautiful love letter is an exception. It's for a certain girl named Phyl who had been secretly loved for years by a certain guy named David. In this digital age, it's really nice to know that some people still writes love letters. I hope Miss Phyl gets to read it. To Dave, you have to follow through, man. ;)

Here it goes...

My Dear phyl,

It is always a pleasure to write a letter for someone so wonderful and lovely like you. My problem, however, is the difficulty of picking the best words to describe how you have been a blessing and an inspiration to me.

I know for a fact that other men feel the same towards you and I cannot blame them. But I just want you to know that of all your many admirers, no one can surpass my sincerity. I would like to confess something. For many years, I have been in love. And I am glad that it is with you.

Yours truly,
_dave_________

-David, 233249888063, Ghana

Forever...

2008-02-29T08:34:00.001-08:00

Him: I'll Love You Forever

WoW...Forever went by..so [.F.A.S.T.]

- ri-ca-baby, 639109149121, Philippines

Love is....

2008-02-29T08:26:00.001-08:00

minsan inisisp ko sana di ko nalang pinagpilitan sarili ko....
tuloy eto ako..magisa..
sorry nga pala ha?
kasalanan ko naman talaga eh........

- lol, Philippines

Love is nothing,
Without a kiss.

Love is everything,
When you feel like this.

Love is precious,
When they mean everything to you.

Love is painful,
When they're not with you.

Love is priceless,
The true kind can't be bought.

Love is life...
When it's all you've got.

- n0hEavEn, 639217571026, Philippines

Think about it, there must be higher love
Down in the heart or hidden in the stars above
Without it, life is a wasted time
Look inside your heart, I'll look inside mine.

- Hon, Philippines

man can live w/out Love, but can't w/out Sex,
woman can live w/out Sex, but can't w/out love,
so.....
man give Love to get Sex,
woman get Sex to get Love.....

if ur blood could save me
i'd ask for 1 drop
if ur breath could save me
i'd ask for 1 air
but if ur tears would sve me
i'd rather die, than to see u cry...

- nicnac,639229950444, Philippines

You promised me you'd never leave me...

2008-02-29T07:54:00.001-08:00

U say u luv me & want 2 hold me tight. those words run thru my head day & nite.i dreamt u held me & made me see dat 4ever 2gether we wood be!

- hariprasu, 919866907843, India

When problems come we say in pain that "God! why me?"
but when happines come to us daily and we do not say "God! why me?"

learn to say in every condition that " yes God! its me"

- cyrus177, 639224252426, Philippines

u promised me u'd never leave me. i believed u so i let myself fall hard. time passed and i ddn't hear from u. i realized it was a lie because u left without saying goodbye

- James, 639094752690, Philippines

Smile when in leisure. Smile when in pain. Smile when troubles pour like rain. Smile when someone hurt your feelings, coz you know, smiling always starts the healing

- owolabi, 2348060713732, Nigeria

Valuing a person is not merely seeing each other everyday. What counts most is that somehow in our busy life, we remember each other even just by saying "Take care".

- owolabi, 2347055558082, Nigeria

I wrote your name in the sky...

2008-02-28T07:41:00.000-08:00

I wrote your name in the sky but the wind blew it away.
I wrote your name in the sand but the water washed it away. I wrote your name every where!
Hinuli ako ng pulis!

Texter: Ome, Philippines

I sent an angel to watch over you last night while you were sleeping.
She went back to me and said ang cute mo raw.
Sinampal ko nga.
Mali ang binantayan.

Texter: skie, Philippines

Kiss on the hand - I adore you.
Kiss on the cheek - I just want to be friends.
Kiss on the chin - You are cute!
Kiss on the neck - I want you.
Kiss on the lips - I love you.
Kiss on the ears - Let's have some fun.
Kiss anywhere else - You're the best.

Texter: rg, Philippines