The Chinese Eye test

4.21.2008
If you cannot decipher anything from the image below, try to see it with eyes half closed.
can't touch this
Tsk. Tsk. Tsk.

Amo And The Boy

4.15.2008
BOY - hayop ka ginawa mo kong
tautauhan sa sakahan. pero sahod
ko indi umakyat! kung mamatay
ako cnong magpapakain ng pamilya
ko, ikaw?

AMO - inglesin mo pra tumaas sahod mo!

BOY - animal you! man - man
me in the farm, my salary did
not climb! if I die, who will eat
my famil,. you??


- +639092890778, Philippines

GOD IS ALL ABOUT

PRAYER
teaches
us
to
wait;

it
clears
our
vision;

it calms
our
heart;

and it
activates
our
faith;

GROW
LIKE
THE
SUNRISE..

AND
BE
HUMBLE
LIKE
THE
SUNSET..

- to someone, Philippines



God
did
not
promise
that LIFE
would
be easy,

but he
did
promise
to be
with U
every
step
of the
way.

KEEP GOING,

he cared for you!

gud day!

- perly, Philippines

6 Words Women Use

1. FINE - this is the
word women use to
end an argument
when they are right
and you need to shut up.

2. 5 MINUTES - if
she is getting dressed,
this means a half
an a hour.

3. NOTHING - this
is the calm before the
storm, This means
something,and you
should be on your toes.
Arguments that begins
with nothing usually
end in fine.

4. GO AHEAD - this
is a dare not a permission.
Don't do it!

5. LOUD SIGH - this
means she thinks you're
an idiot, and wonders
why she wasting her time
standing here and arguing
with you about nothing.

6. THAT'S OKAY - this means
that she want to thing long and
hard before deciding how and
when you will pay for your mistakes.

- to someone, Philippines

Sacrifice Can Make A Friend

keeping friend
is..

as difficult
as loosing one..

U have 2
sacrificed enough 4U

but i swear!..

i'm keeping you!!..

- yellowbell, Philippines



having
some1
2
remember

is
pleasing
enuf
2 da heart..

8 doesnt
matter
f u
remember
me once
n a
wyl.,

wat matter
is wer friends
at all tymes!..

- yellowbell, Philippines

I Will Never 4get..

8t
not
how
cloze
or
far
u
aRe
2 me

but
wat
materz
is
how
mUch
i
value
you
in
my
heArt..

4 me
uR
heavens
gft..

a special
person i wUd never 4get!..

- yellowbell, Philippines

People 2 Be Alone

der
r
many
resons
y
pipol
choose
to
be
alone..
mine
is
to
lassen
the
pain..
cuz
its
hurt
so
much
wen
u
surounded
by
pipol
but
no
1
knows
wat
u
feel!..

-09102929427, Philippines




Yah!.. May Tama Ka!..

sbi nla, bt daw lgi
aqng msya, sbi nla
wla dw aqng prlema..

sbi ko nmn..

"mrami aqng prblema..
mganda lng tlga q kya
d hlata!"..

- someone, Philippines




ang twag sa naggawa
ng tubo,

TUBERO...

sa kumkuha ng basura,

BASURERO..

ang mhilig sa gmik,

GIMIKERO..


sa mraming ba2e,

BABAERO..

eh! kpag lgi nsa
KAnto?..

TAMBAY poh!

wag masydong mgicip.=p

- someone, Philippines

Wrong U eh!

4.10.2008
Isang pinoy
napropos sa
sa Pinay
n mnmhal..
upng
mapasgot
ang grl,
pnaghandaan
ang sa2bhn..

Boy:"Wil u b my
weding?"

Girl:hahaha!

Boy:"wats lafing??"

Girl:"wRong Gramming!"

-09289765028, Philippines

Mga Adddikkk!....

"sayo lang umiikot ang
buhay ko"


may nakapagsabi nba sayo
yan?


pwes! Adik Un!


anu ka...?



SoLar SysTem?!
my goodness!..

-09289765028, Philippines



Let youR
day
be
a
day
to
move
on,

dream
on,

carry
on,

bihon,

canton,

mamon,

litson,

basta may
on

lyf goes
on! Hehehe!


-09289765028, Philippines

more than eNough...

4.09.2008
2 be UnderStanding is more important tHan tO bE right..
SoMetiMes All pErSon neEds is nOt a Brillian miNd tHats
sPeaks, bUt a pAtiEnt HearT THat lisTens. ;)

-someone, Philippines



1 lie is enough to
break a trust..

1 sentence is enough to
break a heart..

1 second is enough to
lose a battle..

1 smile is enough to
fall in love..

1 mistake is enough to
lose a job..

1 touch is enough to
heal a wounded heart..

but, whatever our
pain and struggle..

1 God is more than
enough..

-Sam Maybe, Philippines



Aha! Aha! Aha!..

aLcoHol SolVes nO
probleM

neitHer doEz miLk

perO bUti p anG alak
liBre kUng mInsaN!

eH anG miLk?

mEron n b
ngTrit ng miLk?

At sBi tara Tol dEdE Tau! :)

-someone, Philippines




Man:
God how long is a
milion yrs 2 u?

God:
a second.

Man:
hw much is $1M 2 u?

God:
a cEnt.

Man:
caN i borow a cent?

God:
wait a secOnd.

-someone, Philippines
There was a blind gurl who hated herself for being blind. She hated everyone except her boyfriend.She said that ifshe could only see the world she will marry him. One day
someone donated a pair of eyes to her & so she was able tosee. Her boyfriend asked her, " Now that you can see "Will you marry me?" The girl was shoked when she saw that her boyfriend is also blind. And so she refuse to marry him. her boyfriend walk away with tears and said "JUST TAKE CARE OF MY EYES."

-09215499720, Philippines



Sometimes GIVIN' UP is the best option, specially when your out of reasons to stay, 'cause staying with someone that dosent make you happy is like putting up candles in your mouth. The longer it stays, the bigger risk you might loose, your teeth, which was your part of your smile..

-someone, Philippines



In love you have to expect absence at some point but thats doesnt mean it's the end; all you have to do is to wait for a time. Give the person a space because true love is proven when a person has seen the best people in the world but still turns it back to where you are, reaches for hands, and chooses you above the world's best.

-someone, Philippines





Just Keep It Real!

4.08.2008
kapg gusto
mo umiyak
dahil sa
kanya
pero
ayw mong
my nak2kita
sabihin mo
at
ssmahan kita
dun
tyo
sa
ulan
para d
mahalata
at walang
mak2kita
na
umiiyak
din
ako

DAHIL NASA2KTAN KA:(


-09215499728, Philippines





i may noT
be d 1
Ud olWes rUn 2,
nT ExActly Ur
beStfrnd buT
iF ever U get
Hurt n
U Nid Some1
2 Tok 2,
jUst cOl mE,
you Know
Id lkE 2 heAr
U say
"fren I Need a Backup!."

-09215499728, Philippines


mahal mo xa
pro may
hinahanp
kpa..

kala mo
maki2ta mo
kya icnantabi
mo xa..

ng d mo
makita
binalikan
mo xa,

pro pagbalik mo..
wla na xa..
tao kc yn.
indi statwa..

-09215499728, Philippines





15 Ways 2 Kip Relationships Working....

15 Ways 2 keep rElatioNshiPs Working...

1. LoVe eAch oTher..
2. Don'T liE...
3. Keep CoMmunic8ioN open..
4. Stay sWeet...
5. wHen you get Hurt jusT 4gve&4get...
6. neVer Talk about BreakUps!..
7. NeVr say itS ok evn If itS not...
8. 4get about "PRIDE"
9. If yoU saY sori Mean it..
10. Dnt Compare ur past to your presenT..
11. dnt Talk about Ur s2pid x's..
12. Gve and Take proCes..
13. Be aware oF his/her feelings..
14. Wen you hAd fyt dnt let The dAy pAss..
15. Dnt be the Perfect one, BE THE RIGHT ONE!..


-09215499720, Philippines

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