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A GUY WALKED INTO a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas."

The barman says, "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day."

"Yeah, I just found out my oldest son is gay."

The next day, the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I just found out that my youngest son is gay, too!"

On the third day, the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas. The bartender said, "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"

The man downed the first drink and shook his head, "Yeah, my wife!"


* * *

AFTER A WHILE I've learned
the difference of holding a hand
& falling inlove..

of a hug and the hug that gets tigher..

of kisses, that they don't always mean something..

of people, that they come and go
even if I didn't want them to.

And so I learned to enjoy the moment
until it lasts..
for I'll never know until when it will
be there.

because..

not all good things
and good people lasts forever.


* * *


FOR EVERY WOMAN who is
tired of acting dumb,
there's a man who is burdened
with the constant expectation
of knowing everything.

For every woman who is
tired of being called an 'emotional female',
there's a man who is denied the right
to weep and be gentle.

For every woman who was
not taught the inricasies of the automobile,
there is a man who was not taught
the satisfaction of cooking.

For every woman who is
tired of acting weak when she is strong,
there is a man who is tired of
appearing strong when he feels vulnerable.


* * *


WHENEVER I watch romantic movies,
witness couples kiss and make up,
listen to love songs...

I smile and feel good
coz I know that love
still works.
If not for me,
at least for others..


* * *


FUTURE is a mystery worth waiting for.

PAST is a history worth learning from.

PRESENT...

..is what I'm expecting from you this Christmas! :D


MERRY CHRISTMAS! :)

Heaven is not for people
who are better than the rest..

but for people who
sincerely try to become
better than they are.


* * *


Jesus will knock on the door
of your heart today..
looking for a place to stay.

the moment u see Him
let Him in..
offer Him the best room in ur heart..


* * *


What would you do if your friend
was gone tomorrow and u never told them how u felt?

So I just wanna say, you are special to me
and u've made a diffrence in my life.
I look up to you, respect you and cherish you.


* * *


B-egin ur day w/
L-ove in God
E-expect His blessing
S-hare goodness
S-hine like the sun
I-nspire someone
N-ever forget that
G-OD is with u all the time.


* * *


God needs to know what u want..

not becoz

He easily forgets

but becoz..

He loves to feel the sweetness
of ur prayer.


* * *


Life isn't perfect..

U will have to cry and fail.

U may also lose hope..

But hey, let me just remind u..
I'm here..

not to make life perfect..

but to make life simple
yet happy. :)

BOY: You deserve everything & I deserve nothing!

GIRL: I am nothing. And you are my everything.
Do we deserve each other now?...


* * *


Hirap umasa sa di mo alam
kung ano ka ba sa kanya

di mo alam kung saan ka dapat lumugar

hirap magdesisyon..

kasi minsan kala mo mahal ka nya..

pero ang totoo
pinasasaya ka lang nya
ksi alam nyang mahal mo sya.


* * *


Minsan sa life ko
may nagagawa akong di ko namamalayan

may oras na mayabang na pala ako..

nkakainis at nakakasakit na pala.

If ever isa ka sa nasaktan ko..

Sorry po ha..

di ko sinasadya. :-(


* * *


Kung may isang kulang ngayon sa buhay ko..

di yun yaman o kaya kaibigan

o kaya love life.

Simple lang..

KAPINTASAN.
Bwahaha! :D

Falling down doesn't
make a person a failure.

but staying down does.

so always remember that
no one is perpect.

and when you fall so hard..
just bounce back higher!

You will always
be my friend..


wherever I am..


wherever you are..


even if it takes forever..


even if I see u never..


You will always be a good friend
longer than ever.

Minsan sa pakikipagTxTm8 hindo mo alam..
nagmamahal ka na pala!
Kahit hindi mo sya nakikita.
Pero naisip mo ba?..
Na sa pag-ibig..
hindi naman mata ang humuhusga.
Puso di ba?


* * * * *


Mahirap kumatok
sa pusong nasugatan na...

Minsan katok ka ng kAtok..
pero nakasara pa rin..

hanggang sa napagod ka na.
Ang hindi mo alam..

may "doorbell" pala.
Toinks!Hehe..


* * * * *


"Make"


"Cool"


"Lie"


"Make cool lie"


Make cool lie..


Make cool lie
ang buhay..
Make cool lie ang buhay
sa cnbawang gulay!... :D